Breakfast of Chizzamps

Headline of the day:

5TH ANNUAL DISABLED SPORTSMAN HUNT

 

South Fayette Township Department of Parks & Recreation Fifth Annual Disabled Sportsman Deer Hunt will be held on October 21, 22 & 23, 2010. If you know someone who used to hunt, but no longer feels they can due to a physical limitation? Do you know someone who is disabled and would like to experience hunting for the first time? South Fayette Township invites you to participate in this award winning program. Applicants must possess a valid antlerless deer tag for WMZ 2B. Please contact Jerry Males, Director of Parks and Recreation. South Fayette Township, 412-221-8700, 412-221-7798 - Fax

Devil in a blue chair

I walked out of the bank with nothing on my mind but the turkey sandwich waiting for me back at work. I stepped onto the sidewalk when WOOSH!-- I jumped out of the way to avoid being hit by a woman in a motorized wheelchair.

I looked into her eyes. They were two balls of fury, and her cigarette dangled from her cracked lips. (If I was flying down the sidewalk, I'd probably have chapped lips too.)

She huffed as she passed by with her little legs sticking straight out, ready to attack should a pedestrian get in her way.

I let out a sigh of relief. I had just narrowly dodged a speeding bullet.

Other sidewalk sightings of the day:
Woman wearing 3D glasses at night talking to herself. I want to live in her world.

Church sign I liked:
"A person without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder."